Rule 34: “If it exists, there is porn of it – no exceptions”.
Of course, as xkcd points out, Rule 34 is a creative, or timeless, rule. There’s almost a euphoric duty to producing porn of anything one can think that one cannot find porn of.
What if Rule 34 does not only apply to porn?
If it's possible, some idiot's doing it.
My favorite example is the goat man, who decided to take a break from being humans and live among the goats. (Now an esteemed author, of course.) Another example could be roller man.
Why would this be true? –> Because humans have a strong urge to be unique and creative. And we have all sorts of different tastes. Mmm, mm, m.
Moreover, GR34 paints a cool portrait of humanity and life systems, ever prodding into the beyond in as many ways as we can.
By the way, I don’t think anyone has pogo sticked up Everest yet.